Have you ever wondered what a spider monkey hyped up on Mt. Dew really acts like? Come on. I know you've heard the expression before. Well, I used to envision this guy
running all over the house, on the furniture, tables, the microwave, clawing and scratching people, while screeching his banshee cry. I was correct on all accounts, except he actually looks like thisI keep telling him Crack is Whack and Just Say No, but he is clearly addicted to something. Jesus, please protect us from the spider monkey cat. Amen.